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CAN YOU PROVE YOUR MANLINESS?!?! WELL THEN SHOW US YOU forgetIN pusillanimous individual.

I EAT NAILS FOR BREAKFAST

Pfft thats nothing.
I drink it..
WITHOUT A GLASS OF MILK

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[Skyfrost.]

MY HADS ARE REALLY TUBES THAT FIRE FLAMING MISSILES AND MY FEET ARE ROBOT BOUNCER THINGS. I RIDE IN A HELICOPTER THAT COMES OUT OF MY BACK AND I CAN OPEN A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP. PUT ME IN THERE DAMNIT!

[TurnipBlog]

I helped old women cross the road today, then helped chiropractors give foot massages, and finished the day at a slumber party... EXPECT, I WAS DODGING BULLETS AND ROCKETS WITH THAT OLD LADY, THOSE FEET WE'RE TICKING TIME BOMBS, AND THAT SLUMBER PARTY WAS ACTUALLY A BRUTAL FIGHT TO THE DEATH. Or I could just made all that up.

[(Fallen)]

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