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BREAKING NEWS!
Vegzombian Royal Guardians have located ripe lands on the eastern border of Vegzombia! These lands are beachfront as well, which, in the words of King Veggie, means "We will have greater opportunities to spread our wonderful culture around the world! This is a time for great growth and accomplishment!" King Veggie's contagious enthusiasm has already caused several families to move far into the eastern regions of our fair nation.
Jorici, no. Go kill yourself please.