The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[Wynd_Fox]

Obviously you slew a dirty Turncloak and stole his gear, like all good citizens would.

Also, am I imagining it, or are there many parallels between A Song of Ice and Fire and Skyrim's plots?

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

So begins the military service chapter of my grand ole Nord's life.
He joined the Legion even after having killed the Emperor. It absolves him of suspicion that way.

[Night Fox]

I ran up and down the streets of Solitude in full Stormcloak attire, not a shot was fired. STORMCLOAK LIFE BITCH

that's because the Empire is a respectful and fair government, whereas the stuffass Ulfric doesn't even let dunmer live in the same part of the hold capital as everyone else

[MrMcCakey]

that's because the Empire is a respectful and fair government, whereas the stuffass Ulfric doesn't even let dunmer live in the same part of the hold capital as everyone else

everybody in the empire of kind of an starfish, though
the battleborn people always take so much damn pride in their name

[A million souls]

So begins the military service chapter of my grand ole Nord's life.
He joined the Legion even after having killed the Emperor. It absolves him of suspicion that way.

Hypocrit.

ALSO. NEW BETA PATCH ADDS HORSE(EY) combat! OH HELL YES!

[Man 2]

Hypocrit.

ALSO. NEW BETA PATCH ADDS HORSE(EY) combat! OH HELL YES!

I never said I didn't want to join the Empire because they're better than the Stormcloaks.
Kinda like killing two birds with one stone.

Speaking of which, just shot down my first hawk. I feel badass.

[LawtyLawt]

Ijust shot down my first hawk.

TELL ME MORE.
I WISH TO SHOOT DOWN MY OWN HAWK.

[Man 2]

TELL ME MORE.
I WISH TO SHOOT DOWN MY OWN HAWK.

-There are a ton of hawks in Solitude
-It's a lot easier with Rank 2 of the Steady Hand perk (slows down time when you zoom in)
-Don't fire where it is, fire where it's going
-Hawks travel on a set path so it should be easy to figure out where it's going
-Most spells can down a hawk
-Some may return to their nests once in a while; a good strategy for cowards is to get them in their nests
-Be sure to down the hawk above an open area so it doesn't drop where you can't reach, if alchemical ingredients are what you want

Enjoy.

[Aces]

Man 2 your marksmanship challenges that of my own.

But I use magic to kill hawks, and I just recently really started using bows, so...

[LawtyLawt]

I scream angrily at the sky, swinging my sword.
This seems new to me.

[Man 2]

Man 2 your marksmanship challenges that of my own.

But I use magic to kill hawks, and I just recently really started using bows, so...

It was a lucky shot that I made.

[Aces]

It was a lucky shot that I made.

Now I'm just going around the world shooting stuff.

My archery is like in the 60s

[Man 2]

>Disguise as Stormcloak for the "A False Front" mission
>Drop Stormcloak gear when I reach Imperial camp
>Imperial Quartermaster: "Do you mind if I take that armor you dropped?"
>Me: "Consider it yours."
>Imperial Quartermaster: "I'm going to get it right now and wear it. Many thanks!"
Lolwut

[Bravo]

I'm kinda getting bored with this game, does anyone know a collection that's really fun?

[Gojira]

bro is master pickpocket
he trains
he steals money back
he don't get caught
also
he's level 86 at pickpocketing