Author Topic: Earth 6.0 - HELLO KITTY INVASION (Read 7208 times)

Jetlok · September 24, 2011, 06:14:24 PM

AHHHHH WHAT

The world has been engulfed in Hello Kitty. Everyone's favorite cool cat has spent 12 years sneaking into the chinese government, and finally, with the help of her friends, she swiped all their nukes and bombs and whatnot overnight, right under the government's asian noises.

Not only did Hello Kitty have nuclear weaponry on her side, she also had the Die Katze, an evil scepter of doom that controls dark magic. With a flick of Kitty's wrist the whole world could be engulfed in darkness. It has also been known to summon Cthulu and other eldritch abominations when not used for long periods of time.

All of the countries in the world have tried to stop Kitty, and all have failed. Kitty has taken over the world, striking down rebellious nations with her stolen nukes, and calling down meteors with the Die Katze to crash into them to finish them off.

COUNTRIES
Kawaii Kitty World - CHAOTIC EVIL - Hello Kitty is bad at remembering country names so she has declared that all of the nations in the world band together, not only so it's easier for her to remember, but so the other governments cannot rebel without being accused of treason. The penalty for treason is tentacle rape btw. As i've said before, some countries did not want to join her big-one-country-thingy, so Hello Kitty used the Die Katze to punish them, until they submitted. So like yah don't not join her kk??

uhhh so yah ok.

WHAT YOU DO
You can join the Hello Kittian War Machine, preform HARD LABOR, try to rebel (and then be killed), or just be killed right away. That's.. BASICALLY IT! HAVE FUN ROLEPLAYING OR WHATEVER YOU cigaretteS DO :DDDD!!!

WHAT -WILL- YOU DO?!

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battlebrain · September 24, 2011, 06:15:50 PM

Reported for trolling

Jetlok · September 24, 2011, 06:16:28 PM

Quote from: battlebrain on September 24, 2011, 06:15:50 PM

Reported for trolling

it's not trolling. I can't make a forum adventure thingy? there's one right under this. you sir, are rude!

and trolling isn't a reportable offense anyway.