vent to us

[fred da kiko]

this is a topic about venting all your stuff onto the server for the entertainment of others. i know that i love listening to you guys complain about how stupid your life is, so lets all put it one place. you know, for our easy enjoyment. i'll start.

i hate how when a dance rolls around (home coming this time) all the girls go insane. a month before the dance everyone has a date, all the guys get territorial about the girls and the girls go all insane and will say yes to mostly any guy who asks them. near the end of the month girls without dates will always say no because they are going with their ugly friends, are desperately looking for a guy, or are trying to set up guys with their ugly friends. it loving pisses me off when all these girls are going insane about a stuffty night that is basically meaningless and constantly try to set me up with fat chicks. i also hate how my friends who got turned down are all depressed. i mean really, the girl i wanted got asked first but i didn't get all depressed and stuff, i took it like a man and moved the forget on.

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[stuntman021]

i hate songs with random bong rips in them
WHY YES, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR AN ANNOYING loving BUBBLING SOUND EVERY 5 SECONDS

[Nickelob Ultra]

I laugh when girls try to set their ugly friends up.  Seriously, they're unsuccessful and you're wasting your time helping them.

[RedGajin]

So did you get a date?

[Murkling]

I hate how when you go to sleep, and then you wake up, it happens in an instant.

[fred da kiko]

So did you get a date?

last girl i was going to ask tried to set me up with her fat friend and i just went "forget it" and left. if all the girls are going to act like this then i'm going to wait till this stuff has blown over.

[Murkling]

Be kind to fat girls.

My dad once told me, "Back when I was in Highschool, my biggest mistake was making fun of a fat girl. It turns out that this fat girl I was making fun of was my girlfriends best friend. She was outraged an broke up with me."

Of course I didn't listen, and made fun of a fat girl. Turns out, when I asked this one girl out, she said to me, "Listen. We're friends and all, but I don't date anyone who makes fun of my friends."

Yup.

[stuntman021]

Be kind to fat girls.

My dad once told me, "Back when I was in Highschool, my biggest mistake was making fun of a fat girl. It turns out that fat girl was my girlfriends best friend. She was outraged an broke up with me."

Of course I didn't listen, and made fun of a fat girl. Turns out, when I asked this one girl out, she said to me, "Listen. We're friends and all, but I don't date anyone who makes fun of my friends."

Yup.

you shouldn't be making fun of people for their weight anyways

[Flamecannon]

dipstop, poop, and teknonono please no is not prefered music

[fred da kiko]

Be kind to fat girls.

My dad once told me, "Back when I was in Highschool, my biggest mistake was making fun of a fat girl. It turns out that fat girl was my girlfriends best friend. She was outraged an broke up with me."

Of course I didn't listen, and made fun of a fat girl. Turns out, when I asked this one girl out, she said to me, "Listen. We're friends and all, but I don't date anyone who makes fun of my friends."

Yup.

i'm nice and all, but i don't go on dates with anyone who i'm not loveually attracted to.

[Murkling]

you shouldn't be making fun of people for their weight anyways

Its hard not to because of the way the walk.

Sorry, im demented.

[fred da kiko]

bitches, yunovent?

[Murkling]

bitches, yunovent?

ok, so today I went to ask my mom for money.
She said no because I play too many video games.
I hate my mom because she cares about my life.

[fred da kiko]

ok, so today I went to ask my mom for money.
She said no because I play too many video games.
I hate my mom because she cares about my life.

i hate my mom because she doesn't understand the concept of context.

oh yeah, and because she has repeatedly tried to kill me in my sleep.

[Murkling]

i hate my mom because she doesn't understand the concept of context.

I hate my mom because everytime me and my dad are joking around she says, "Brandon, WATCH YO WORDS, they're hurtful."