Facebook Idiots (Now with Rapping)

[james4115]

OMH MEH GAWD FACEBOOK YD U UPdATE UR WEBSITE???!/1/?

[Ad Bot]

[-Pablo-]

You are the _______ visitor to visit facebook what do you want for your prize?

omg i sure hope my new ipod comes!!11!

[Mulch]

omg i sure hope my new ipod comes!!11!

Sorry we're out of that. We have 1 mac book pro left though.

[blockguy123]

This fake story of a girl who died. If you don't post this on 3 walls you will die somehow.

Warning - while you were reading 4 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.
 OH MY GAWD ITS CHRISMAS.

Ok its about this girl who gets raped/murdrd in 1945

[-Pablo-]

Sorry we're out of that. We have 1 mac book pro left though.

o my poor mother has one of them so i wont care

[Mulch]

o my poor mother has one of them so i wont care

You didn't respond within the ______ time limit so we ran out of that too.

[-Pablo-]

You didn't respond within the ______ time limit so we ran out of that too.

but i already gave u all my money

[Mulch]

Here you can have this complimentary gift.

[-Pablo-]

Here you can have this complimentary gift.

omg its just wat i wnted!11 see i told u guys it isnt spam

[Yosher]

omg its just wat i wnted!11 see i told u guys it isnt spam

or is it?

nope

it's a SPAMCEPTION

[-Pablo-]

or is it?

nope

it's a SPAMCEPTION

spam inside of spam

[Yosher]

spam inside of spam

THOSE ARE THE SAME GODDAMN THING, DAMNIT

DAMN, THE INTERNET IS TOO DAMN DUMB FOR ME

I'M GETTING OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER, DAMNIT

[-Pablo-]

THOSE ARE THE SAME GODDAMN THING, DAMNIT

DAMN, THE INTERNET IS TOO DAMN DUMB FOR ME

I'M GETTING OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER, DAMNIT

omg if u leave u wont post this as ur sttus and ull hav to pay11!1

[Nickelob Ultra]

My favorite part about Facebook is when girls post status updates of "omg guys are all such starfishs and pigs!!!"

[-Pablo-]

My favorite part about Facebook is when girls post status updates of "omg guys are all such starfishs and pigs!!!"

HMU BITCHESS!!!