Author Topic: You've been hired to kill the user above you.  (Read 8808 times)

First I would grind my sneak and lockpick skill to about 80, break into your room in the dead of night undetected, place a recharger rifle that needs repairs in your closet, kill somebody with MY recharger rifle, repair it, frame you, get you sent to jail, use Confirmed Bachelor to talk you into breaking out to be with me, help all the prisoners escape the jail leaving it in rubble, take you to The Tops where I killed all the workers, meaning I get to keep my weapons, take you to the Presidential Suite, have you walk into the bedroom, place a Plasma Grenade in your pocket, shut the door, listen for you to blow up, raid your body of everything, place your corpse next to Benny's, and take your possessions to the Legion to turn in the quest.

I'd hire Talon Company from Fallout 3 to fire a mini nuke at a raider, whos gun would go miles, landing in front of you, shooting a molerat which is jumping at your head, who's body would knock you out, then I'd come, burn your body, behead you, and throw your head into the water, and give your body to some raiders.

In the year 4545, You wont find any thing to chew, nobody is gonna look for you, In the year 4555, your legs won't work, in the year 6005, you will start to starve when I stop supplying for you, In the week 6565, you will soon start to die, when you got nothing to do, I will always be prepared to bury you.

Give him  :cookie: Then let  :cookieMonster: eat him to get the cookie filling.
Then some :iceCream: to celebrate.

I would kill him.

BY SERENADING HIM.

I would kill him.

BY SERENADING HIM.

Bitch slapping him so he cries himself to death.

Bitch slapping him so he cries himself to death.

I'm sorry. I can't cry. My tear ducts have dried up and blown away. I think I would poke you until the pressure from continous pokes eventually collapsed your bodily structure and you were sucked into your own personal black hole.

mr.t stop with these stupid forum games and actually post somthing

Unleash Funnelcakes, the M.O.A.B., on him.

Would use this poison.






Golden Lance through the Stomach.