Author Topic: You've been hired to kill the user above you. (Read 8794 times)

Stocking · September 25, 2011, 05:35:34 PM

train a pony to kick really hard and tell him to have love w/ it ;3

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asablief · September 25, 2011, 05:36:03 PM

the forget

Max4344 · September 25, 2011, 05:37:37 PM

by a gun
OH GOD MR T_T IS BACK

Qwepir · September 25, 2011, 05:41:34 PM

i would give him a brain teaser

HellHound · September 25, 2011, 05:42:51 PM

I would stab him with the nearest blunt object at the time I meet him.

MrMcCakey · September 25, 2011, 05:43:30 PM

I would rip out his internal organs and feed them to him.

HellHound · September 25, 2011, 05:44:34 PM

Quote from: MrMcCakey on September 25, 2011, 05:43:30 PM

I would rip out his internal organs and feed them to him.

Sounds delicious!

I would throw salt at him.

Flamecannon · September 25, 2011, 05:44:40 PM

i would show him rocky 4
after the first 20 minutes

Qwepir · September 25, 2011, 05:44:58 PM

Stab him with his spiky anime hair

aludane · September 25, 2011, 05:45:37 PM

I would turn my victim into cupcakes.

Mulch · September 25, 2011, 05:48:56 PM

I'd invite him to a chilli cook-off with free pony rides.

Tom Gunn · September 25, 2011, 05:49:53 PM

Lock him in a concrete cell with a starved black man.

Aphtonites · September 25, 2011, 05:50:28 PM

knock him unconscious in a room claimed to be where Equestria is.
I'd then delicately sever his head, and shove it on a pole, then i can skin the body, sell the skin and flesh to research, and shove the bones into MLP toys.

Quote from: aludane on September 25, 2011, 05:45:37 PM

I would turn my victim into cupcakes.

Qwepir · September 25, 2011, 05:51:08 PM

I wouldn't kill him but I'd hit him with a time ray to turn him into the way he was a month ago.

Shadowed999 · September 25, 2011, 05:51:26 PM

I'll pay him to dig a hole in my backyard, then shoot him while he is digging and re-fill the hole