Author Topic: You've been hired to kill the user above you. (Read 8761 times)

Qwepir · September 25, 2011, 05:51:59 PM

Joke's on you I don't do favors for strangers.

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Mr. T_T · September 25, 2011, 06:11:01 PM

Tell him I think coffins are comfortable. When he tries one out I move it to a hole.
Buried Alive.

Trogtor · September 25, 2011, 06:12:07 PM

Come at me bro

Comatose · September 25, 2011, 06:14:08 PM

Put a rag with chloroform up to their face, and while they are incapacitated, tie them, hang them upside down from their ankles, and when they come to, have a small discussion before a bullet to the forehead.

Vegetarian Zombie · September 25, 2011, 06:14:32 PM

I use my knife to assassinate him slowly and painfully.

Comatose · September 25, 2011, 06:14:54 PM

i punch him in the dit

oleg662 · September 25, 2011, 06:16:48 PM

I put him in of these

Tyler66 · September 25, 2011, 06:21:42 PM

I don't know if I should spare you or not...

Nom|Aplem|Nom · September 25, 2011, 06:22:26 PM

I will feed him to Ghost.

Freeze · September 25, 2011, 06:23:20 PM

I wouldn't do it.

Also inb4 something along the lines of 'id melt him'

Trogtor · September 25, 2011, 06:27:03 PM

id forget him

Nom|Aplem|Nom · September 25, 2011, 06:28:51 PM

id melt him

Medicat · September 25, 2011, 06:29:36 PM

I'd take away all of his oatmeal.

/Self Delete

Becquerel · September 25, 2011, 06:29:45 PM

Cultist torture methods, involving cereal.

Mr. T_T · September 25, 2011, 06:34:31 PM

I'd light him on fire.