Is it bad that I lol'd when he dove into the pool.
yes.
But wtf how would he be able to swim? Would he just like wiggle his body around like a dolphin? Ecco the dolphin RP?
I met this guy before.
Did he refer to his deformed foot as his "chickenleg" then ask all the pretty girls to touch it?
dude you just referenced ecco the dolphin you son of a bitch i love you