Author Topic: Give me your best, bad brown townogy.  (Read 916 times)

I'll start,

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr. Pepper can.



That car was faster than... umm... a normal car... usually is.

that dog was redder than a bottle of sasparilla on a hot summer's day i'll tell you what!

This can is like...

a can.

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning, without any nails.

forget, I cant come up with a good one.

These are all literally worse than Riddler.

he moved so fast it was like someone shoved a boot up his ass and left it there

The similes were all inappropriately labeled as brown townogies like another similar comparison also comparing two things that were not like the other.

The similes were all inappropriately labeled as brown townogies like another similar comparison also comparing two things that were not like the other.
metaphor.

The wings of a fly and a hummingbird do not make them the same species nor genus.

That's brown townogous. C:

metaphor.
Metaphors do not use the words like, as, or than, and directly compare two things.

Simile:
He rolled like a ball down a hill.

Metaphor:
He was a ball rolling down a hill.

Metaphor:
He was a ball rolling down a hill.
It's not nice to call people fat, Wedge. :c

Metaphors do not use the words like, as, or than, and directly compare two things.

Simile:
He rolled like a ball down a hill.

Metaphor:
He was a ball rolling down a hill.
I mean that
another similar comparison also comparing two things that were not like the other.
is what a metaphor is