Author Topic: forget. IT HURTS.  (Read 3554 times)



New title because ambiguousity.

HOW WOULD YOU RELATE BURNED HAND TO FAPPING.

my richard is not lava.

Do what I typed :)

burn the other hand for consistency


MY HAND IS BLEEDING
I BURNT IT WITH HOT TUNA


MY HAND IS BLEEDING
I BURNT IT WITH HOT TUNA

MY HAND IS BURNING

I BURNT IT WITH FREEZING WATER


MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC


SOLDIER OVEN MAKE ME CRY

Lies.

You were masturbating with a tuna jar.

AAAARARAAAAAHHHAAAA

WE ARE TALKING IN ALL CAPS

THERFORE WE ARE SHOUTING


AAAAAARRRARAAA

AAAARARAAAAAHHHAAAA

WE ARE TALKING IN ALL CAPS

THERFORE WE ARE SHOUTING


AAAAAARRRARAAA

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

QUICK ACTIVON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS!
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!