1. Extreme optimists. AKA: Most teachers, the people at the office, my aunt. "Go use the bathroom outside the office." Dear god...
2. Lord Tony.
3. Getting splashed by the water in the toilet.
4. "Presents" in the toilet. Also, my sister who NEVER flushes when she takes a stuff. "I'm afraid to flush the toilet, because I might clog it." EGEHRGF
5. Bad spelling/grammer.
6. NOT BEING ABLE TO INDENT ON THE FORUMS GODDAMNIT.