1. Bisjac.
It's one thing if you're right, but don't be a richard about it.
2. Cigarettes.
It just pisses me off to no end when someone is smoking around me, because second-hand smoke. Ever heard of MY health?
3. Over-organization.
It's like a mess, only it's the opposite. It's so organized, you'd take weeks to find a pair of socks that match in your "mess" of containers/cupboards/etc.
4. This one homoloveual kid at my school who's always hitting on me.
God damnit, leave me alone, I don't return your feelings.
5. Exaggeration/mockery of opinion.
forget you.
6. Google.
Stop trying to become the search engine overlord. I will not grovel at your digital feet.
7. My swearing habit online.
I have Internet Tourettes.
8. Bandwagons.
Form your own loving opinion.