-The Pledge of Allegiance
It's a pledge, we only have to say it once, not every loving day and waste time.
-People that use incorrect homophones
If you don't know there/their/they're or you're/your and you're above the third grade, go into a small crevice and pour gasoline on yourself and start smoking.
-People that carry past events into now
I don't give a stuff if the United States nuked Japan, it doesn't give Japanese people the right to just flat out hate us or the United States to patronize them.
-Today's music
All of today's music is either about love, drugs, hos, gangsters, or other worthless topics with vulgar language in the place of more constructive words.
-The girls of today
Stop wearing makeup at the fifth grade, stop being so full of your damn self, quit thinking you're hot, stop going with fads, stop thinking "cool story bro" and all that stuff is from Jersey Shore, stop doing everything you are doing. You are a whore and you should be ashamed.
-Skinny jeans on fat girls
Get the forget out.
-People that get upset over games
I beat you, you beat me, no need to gloat or be a sore loser
-Soccer moms
Drive the forget correctly, respect others, and stop talking smack about stuff
(Following taken from Aces:)
-People who blindly follow another because of his/her social status
Quit bandwagoning, you stack of raw meat and learn to have your own opinions
Don't have too many opinions or the thing below this will become you
-People who act like they were just telling the truth, even though it's highly opinionated
If you do this, get out of the room.
-Egotists
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Does anything really need to be said?
-People who can't take a hint. I mean, really, if I'm ignoring you that means shut the forget up
If you cannot tell that I'm telling you to stfu, then gtfo
-Know it alls Sophists
Quit using large words to pretend you're smart, just forget off
-People who think their on a new level of maturity, but they're so dense they don't realise how dumb they are
I know an idiot like this
I know several actually