Author Topic: I'm a father apparently? (Read 2297 times)

Jubel · September 28, 2011, 08:08:56 PM

So, about a week ago, when my cat went missing for 4 days. She got herself knocked up hardcore. Kittens in 2-3 weeks.

Ugh. I love cats, but my family doesn't want them. Neither do I.
I'll mail them to you in mint condition if you want them. :S

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rockslide26 · September 28, 2011, 08:09:21 PM

Night fox?

Jetlok · September 28, 2011, 08:09:40 PM

you forgeted your cat?

Fire paw · September 28, 2011, 08:09:49 PM

Cats in the form of mints?! JOLLY GOOD SHOW!

Animal shelters?

Jubel · September 28, 2011, 08:10:33 PM

Quote from: Fire paw on September 28, 2011, 08:09:49 PM

Cats in the form of mints?! JOLLY GOOD SHOW!

Animal shelters?

She's at the vet right now, I have no idea if she's getting cat abortion or if we will drown them in the river.

Blaze0 · September 28, 2011, 08:11:42 PM

Quote from: Jubel on September 28, 2011, 08:10:33 PM

if we will drown them in the river.

If you're actually serious I will find your house and kill you.

battlebrain · September 28, 2011, 08:12:24 PM

How do you mail a kitten? lol?

Maze24 · September 28, 2011, 08:12:30 PM

Just put them in a cardboard box with the words,"find a good home for them"

Then hide in a bush to see what happens

Hiiro326 · September 28, 2011, 08:12:55 PM

Quote from: Blaze0 on September 28, 2011, 08:11:42 PM

If you're actually serious I will find your house and kill you.

doit friend

Littledude · September 28, 2011, 08:13:25 PM

How does this make you a father?

Stop defying the laws of anatomy and impregnating your cats. :o

Vegetarian Zombie · September 28, 2011, 08:13:41 PM

Furry extremist

Blaze0 · September 28, 2011, 08:13:58 PM

Quote from: Hiiro326 on September 28, 2011, 08:12:55 PM

doit friend

Only if he drowns the felines.

IkeTheGeneric · September 28, 2011, 08:14:08 PM

Cat leaves to have love
>>She's obviously tired of the smothering relationship between her and op

Vegetarian Zombie · September 28, 2011, 08:15:21 PM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on September 28, 2011, 08:14:08 PM

Cat leaves to have love
>>She's obviously tired of the smothering relationship between her and op

She needed to get out of the house, have some fun, hook up with a nice guy that would let her have her freedoms.

james4115 · September 28, 2011, 08:19:20 PM

totally thought this was gonna be another "i got a girl prego" thread
i had the sandvich jokes revved up and everything