Author Topic: Alright you friends, I need a new phone  (Read 804 times)

So my old phone finally died, and I need a new phone. I don't know which phone I should get. I'm on T-Mobile due to my dad's work,  so help  me find a non-stuffty T-mobile phone.


What, pay phones aren't good enough? Kids these days.

Sprint is the best option. Also, I have a crappy nokia and I don't even care. I don't use it that much.

get a telephone
Mine borked, and all of the T-Mobile phones I've found are made of compacted stuff.

get one that lets you talk to other people

preferably in one in the shape of a potato

I do not  take well to being called a friend, therefore you get this:

buy a floppy disk and put the back of your old phone battery with duct tape

the battery cover wont fit but it'll fix the problems


oh oh also you need some sticky tack to put on the + and - parts of the battery


also cut a hole in it so that all that acid will come out all over your phone

works every time

Windows Phones are epic.  And the new update, Mango, just came out with over 500 features.

So there's that.

Blah da Blah da. I'm on T-Mobile due to my dad's work,  so help  me find a non-stuffty T-mobile phone.
How many spaces do you need between words nowadays, were not elderly.
Windows Phones are epic.  And the new update, Mango, just came out with over 500 features.

So there's that.
Windows can go die along with Apple.

How many spaces do you need between words nowadays, were not elderly.
My space bar sticks, there's something under it that it catches on.


Sprint is the best option. Also, I have a crappy nokia and I don't even care. I don't use it that much.
This, but I'm on Sprint too, but I have the Evo 3D, so I suggest get my kind of phone.

Windows can go die along with Apple.
linux master race?
enjoy your no compatible programswhat was that? operating system douchebaggery? where?

I can't switch service providers, which is bad because T-Mobile gets all of the bad phones.