Solve the user above's problem, then create your own!

[Tango]

Eat it.

MY snake IS BLEEDING

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

One of these syringes isn't filled with poison. Direct injection with the correct syringe will halt the bleeding. You have two minutes.
Good luck.


(43/18!)/3^(5*34)-(5/6)

[Camera]

Kill the body guard.

How can I levitate water without magical means?

[Man 2]

Use a glass.


World hunger?

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

Eat your stuff


Im in need of a 

[Max4344]

Than Find one

HELP I HAVE FALLEN DOWN AND I NEED HELP

[Kira40]

Oops I stepped on you..

I got a 64 on my math test

[Flamecannon]

64 is passing


I'm suddenly lac toast and tolerant ( forgot how to spell ) but anyway anyone know if there is such thing as a LTT milk?

[Kira40]

64 is passing


I'm suddenly lac toast and tolerant ( forgot how to spell ) but anyway anyone know if there is such thing as a LTT milk?

No, 75 is passing in my school.
Ot: yes it is called lactade

I was dared to wear a skirt today and wear pink net half glove things today, and people called me a homo, how should I stop them?

[steve5451]

Kill them. Just kill them all.

I have the hots for a cheerleader.

[Max4344]

than forget her

HELP I GOT JIZZ UP MY ASS

[Shy_Guy]

Clean that stuff.

I need help on my English paper about milkweed.

[Kira40]

Well have fun wih that

I am in need of sunglasses

[deadpossom]

Buy some.



Everyone hates me. ;'(

[The Thriller]

Have love with them



I need to stop getting loveually aroused when I see lambs.