Author Topic: Solve the user above's problem, then create your own! (Read 12091 times)

xxxxkill · October 01, 2011, 11:23:11 PM

Divide by zero.

I just read up on quantum physics, and I now hate science.

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Meow03 · October 01, 2011, 11:30:09 PM

science hates you too

teh marker wont come off

rockslide26 · October 01, 2011, 11:30:46 PM

Buy a new one.

I shot a burglar but he smells bad!

mp7964 · October 01, 2011, 11:31:27 PM

Hide the body.

My cuntflaps smell.

Stocking · October 01, 2011, 11:33:15 PM

Douche.

Still hungry.

Meow03 · October 01, 2011, 11:33:43 PM

buy a bagel

I fell and cant get up due to the lack of people in my house. I am currently laying on the floor, i cant get up!

Kira40 · October 01, 2011, 11:45:15 PM

HAHA! thats what you get when you hurt your ankle and dont tell anyone

I drew on my foot

Amy L:D · October 02, 2011, 12:06:33 AM

sue crayola

i liek drugz

otto-san · October 02, 2011, 12:07:28 AM

Eat more chicken.

I've fallen and I can't get up.

Unwritten Calender · October 02, 2011, 12:08:04 AM

Eat more chicken.

I've fallen and I can't get up.

Use life alert.

I fell up the stairs and I can't get down.

otto-san · October 02, 2011, 12:08:57 AM

If you fall up, just pick yourself down.

I've changed my mind, Bertha.

Kira40 · October 02, 2011, 12:09:00 PM

I change your mind: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!

I woke up 20 mins ago... On the floor

Gum · October 02, 2011, 12:10:38 PM

Find a bed.

HELP! I'M GAY AND I CAN'T GET UP!

Trymos · October 02, 2011, 12:12:28 PM

Just push that button on the necklace you're wearing.
We'll get you help right away.

HELP! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!

Kira40 · October 02, 2011, 12:17:35 PM

NOOOOOO! I have no choice, someone get my gun!

I'm being attacked the monsters under my bed!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!