Author Topic: Took a further inspection on how easy my life will be  (Read 1071 times)

http://www.us-army-info.com/pages/ranks.html
This year I'm currently busting my ass with my grades trying to skip 9th grade next year to shorten my time in highschool, maybe skip 11th too if i can keep it up
In Highschool I'm going to join to jrtc so as soon as im out ill join the army as an E-4
With this I'll be making a monthly pay of an average of $1663 per month at 17 years old.
kickass.
So if i bust my ass for a while after that, if i keep my stuff straight I'll be a captain in now time, which is like 3000 a month
id be making 120k a year, my kids will have school for loving free, and I'm going to keep this on until im about 35 then im going to retire.
And with all the government checks and stuff, id be making more while retired than the average person thats working.
So as you all knew me before, im starting fresh. I'm going to keep my mind souly on school and stuff. All the drugs ive been doing before, im getting rid of. I got a big talk by my landlord and a few cops over something today. So as I still have a perfectly clean record. I'm going to keep it that way.

After like 10 years of this ill only have 10 more to go, which in all reality is actually really short, so lets say, 15 years of it, and im atleast a colonel. 6k dollars a month.

I'll be making that much money with someone polishing my shoes while im sitting behind a desk while doing my work.
Oh yeah, the army also basically has their own store on base. My neighbor is like loving 70 and did this. he can get a gallon of milk there for a dollar cause he has his army id cause hes retired.
I'm also joining the army's band. aka the last people, literally, last, to be sent to war.
So for the next 4 years, I'm going to be behind books and stuff. Once i retire, I'll pick up on a hobby, most likely something with computers while the government kisses my ass.

You're a man, now, Sandvich.

you made a girl preggo.
what the forget is wrong with you

you made a girl preggo.
what the forget is wrong with you
not even going to pay attention to girls anymore.

not even going to pay attention to girls anymore.
so you make a girl pregnant
and you leave her
tsk tsk

not even going to pay attention to girls anymore.
The world has stopped turning.

Hell has frozen over.

Pigs are flying.

12-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NO LONGER HAVE TO FEAR THE DARK FINGER.

I don't think you're going to go in as an E-4 after JROTC. 4 years and a masters ( I think ) in ROTC in college is what gets you in as an E-4, you'd be lucky to go in as a private after a little bit of JROTC.

Also, you said that if you keep your stuff straight and bust your ass you'll go from E-4 to Captain, implying that's really easy. It's not. You'd have to go through one of the 3 officer trainings to actually get there.

All in all you're saying that you're going to be a Colonel in 20 years, and it's all for the money? That doesn't sound right at all.
Are you attending a JROTC highschool or military academy?

You'll need to start learning not to post on the forums then  :cookieMonster:

When you get shot, can I have your stuff?

Also:

Taking a further inspection on how easy life will be?

You can't become an officer without doing some sort of college work.
Becoming a Colonel isn't easy. You need to lower your expectations, and the ARMY is not an easy job at all.

and your only 14?

oh and

private sandvich

I don't think you're going to go in as an E-4 after JROTC. 4 years and a masters ( I think ) in ROTC in college is what gets you in as an E-4, you'd be lucky to go in as a private after a little bit of JROTC.

Also, you said that if you keep your stuff straight and bust your ass you'll go from E-4 to Captain, implying that's really easy. It's not. You'd have to go through one of the 3 officer trainings to actually get there.

All in all you're saying that you're going to be a Colonel in 20 years, and it's all for the money? That doesn't sound right at all.
Are you attending a JROTC highschool or military academy?
jrotc highschool. Also, my momma joined the army, she taught me alot of this. And what i meant by e-4 to captain wasnt as short as i meant. in no time in my mind is a matter of years. and no its not all for the money, it's for my life. and my family.

screw it, complete schooling, go to military college. that's where its at.

Alright, but it sounds like you're saying the army is the fastest way to get around hardships of life.

I suggest you be careful at what you expect the army to be like. You can't bust your ass from E-4 to Colonel, even if you could go through JROTC and go in as an E-4.

You must know that some people just aren't born with leadership abilities. You might be a case that just isn't meant to be a Colonel. Sure, you can still get there, but either way it's going to be tough.

This sounds interesting, I want to try this out.