Oh no Jetlok has schoooool problems!

[Jetlok]

hi i'm Jetlok.
so, uh.
yesterday Jetlok accidentally slept in until like 8:30 which is way past when Jetlok is SUPPOSED to be at his stuffty low-budget school.
And he was all 'yo momz i missed lol' she was all 'wtf bro ima fuk ur star fish wen i get back'
so yeah that happened.
Then today Jetlok did the same thing except it was 9:40 this time (i have an alarm clock i just, like, probably didnt hear it or something) and unless I like run to school my mother is going to turn into a tentacle monster and well uh let's just say it'll look like some sort of lovey hentai and i'll be the schoolgirl who doesn't actually go to school or something alright so.

what do. what do I say.
what what what.

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowsfeaR]

What the forget am I reading?

[Jetlok]

What the forget am I reading?

[PhantomJack]

maybe put your alarm clock right next to you so that you get woken up by it?

[Jetlok]

maybe put your alarm clock right next to you so that you get woken up by it?

yes I will do that in the future but that's now what this is about.
this is about how i'll get my mom not to rape me.

[.:FancyPants:.]

Wait, are you saying you need to leave now?

EDIT: I get it. Would you happen to have a window and some rope?

[Trogtor]

'wtf bro ima fuk ur star fish wen i get back'

[Jetlok]

Wait, are you saying you need to leave now?

EDIT: I get it. Would you happen to have a window and some rope?

uh what no.

and uh what no.

[Trogtor]

can i fuk ur star fish wen u get back????

[Jetlok]

can i fuk ur star fish wen u get back????

uh what yes.

Also Jetlok has fixed his problem by calling his ELDERLY FRIEND. ELDERLY FRIEND has a car, and will drive the Jetlok there.
so uh whoopie.

[Kill All]

Why are yiu talking in third person!?!?!?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

PM me the pictures of the tentacle rape please.

[Trogtor]

uh what yes.

[Jetlok]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I still want some tentacle rape when all of this is done