Author Topic: Mother! Damnit. (Read 1157 times)

Donro98 · September 30, 2011, 08:53:44 PM

Yes I know I have a lot of topics of her but here is what she did, I am not going to make a big paragraph.

I sprained my ankle on my field trip.

I have trouble walking.

She asks me to do the dishwasher.

I say I can't, it hurts really bad to walk.

She sleeps for 3 hours.

I haven't done the dishwasher.

I tell her it is because of the ankle (true)

She grounds me because I say it hurts to walk/limp around and that I can't do the dishwasher.

She yells profusely at every mistake.

She now refuses to talk to me.

It hurts :C

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Stocking · September 30, 2011, 08:54:32 PM

stik it in her vagina from whence you came

otto-san · September 30, 2011, 08:54:56 PM

you mean she fails to realise that your ankle is sprained because you faked before and she doesnt trust you

or shes really silly and fails to realise because of this reason

Murkling · September 30, 2011, 08:55:06 PM

It shouldnt hurt you to do to the dishwasher.

Just do it. Im sick and I had to take out the trash.

Caution · September 30, 2011, 08:55:26 PM

Don't you just have to stand there to load the dishwasher?

I really think you should have just done it. And that's not a paragraph. :o

Supersylox · September 30, 2011, 08:56:00 PM

~~Stick it in her pooper~~

Bitches

Gonna bitch

Donro98 · September 30, 2011, 08:57:57 PM

I had to unload the dishwasher, which includes climbing a step ladder to get everything, and there are dishes everywhere. It really hurts my ankle.

Quote from: otto-san on September 30, 2011, 08:54:56 PM

you mean she fails to realise that your ankle is sprained ~~because you faked before and she doesnt trust you~~

or shes really silly and fails to realise because of this reason

2nd option

Kira40 · September 30, 2011, 09:47:34 PM

I have a sprained ankle, and told my track coach, he made me run extra for complaining

nickbond1 · September 30, 2011, 09:58:18 PM

Do it you pusillanimous individual, its not like you are delivering papers.

SacredOblivion · September 30, 2011, 10:31:04 PM

Talk to her in a serious manner. Why doesn't she believe you?

RedGajin · September 30, 2011, 10:41:13 PM

"Do the dishwasher"? Is it pretty
*shades*
wet?

No really, what do you mean.

Jerkface · September 30, 2011, 10:43:35 PM

A real Sprained Ankle requires a hospital visit... because it's literally twisted and unusable.

Just loving do what she says, she pays for the place where you live.

Riot · September 30, 2011, 10:50:10 PM

Do you do your dishes with your feet?

SlayerZ99 · October 01, 2011, 12:01:06 AM

simple
>slide across floor to dishwasher
>start it
>???
>profit

then crawl back to your computer and go on bl forums

Funnelcakes · October 01, 2011, 12:02:22 AM

Quote from: SlayerZ99 on October 01, 2011, 12:01:06 AM

simple
>slide across floor to dishwasher
>start it
>???
>profit

then crawl back to your computer and go on bl forums

lol'd