Author Topic: 7 minutes in heaven- forget Yeah  (Read 4593 times)

I shared a lolipop with 5 people before and got mono, its not that bad

And this story is fake, just like all the other stuff you spew on the forums
I shared my lolipop with just one girl.
Gave her aids.

^stuff bro, you shoulda been like, "Well...we have to follow the rules :cookieMonster:"
Well I wanted her to suck my richard cuz she was hot as forget but she asked to just fake it so I didn't want to be a richard

In Ireland we call that shifting.
Last time I got the shift was...
a few days ago.

In Ireland we call that shifting.
Last time I got the shift was...
a few days ago.

In highschool you don't play 7 minutes in heaven or truth or dare. You play drunk party girls, which is basically any party you go to you will find drunk whores strung about the place and all you have to do is mention love to them and your totally in there.

This theory would only work if you have a similar whore ratio in your highschool like mine. Which is about 4/5.

In highschool you don't play 7 minutes in heaven or truth or dare. You play drunk party girls, which is basically any party you go to you will find drunk whores strung about the place and all you have to do is mention love to them and your totally in there.

This theory would only work if you have a similar whore ratio in your highschool like mine. Which is about 4/5.
It's funny how true this is.
When you're a little kid you think that teens and highschoolers play things like 7 minutes in heaven and then do it themselves but in reality its only them.

It's funny how true this is.
When you're a little kid you think that teens and highschoolers play things like 7 minutes in heaven and then do it themselves but in reality its only them.
Considering how the conditions of my school area is. Drunk party girls is becoming a middle schoolers game aswell.
My friend who works at burger king recently mentioned to me how sad he was whenever the middle school had a half day and a bunch of girls were walking around wearing slutty clothes and making out with obviously assholish boyfriends. He said "It was like highschool for middleschool"



I can't do tongue, it always ends up with them complaining how my teeth are too sharp.

AHAHA you got mono. I've had mono before. It never left my system. I have a weird case. I'm constantly an active carrier of mono, just, my body's adapted to it, so I have extremely minor symptoms.
Would suck if you got it. Hahahah that's what happens when you play stupid party games.

I can't do tongue, it always ends up with them complaining how my teeth are too sharp.
Bight off their tongues and they can't complain anymore :D

Also i hate it when teeth hit >:C

Bight off their tongues and they can't complain anymore :D

Also i hate it when teeth hit >:C
I've had my teeth sharpened and I don't think tasting blood in the other persons mouth would be very pleasant.


I'm 18, never had something like that and never will. Guess why, I know you'd love the reason. :cookieMonster: