Author Topic: My cousin embodies everything evil in life (Read 1701 times)

Vegetarian Zombie · October 03, 2011, 05:30:37 PM

He's a CoDcigarette. There, this is enough.

But, no. He hates all shreds of good music. He listens to Black Eyed P's, Bruno Mars... stuff.
I have given him hits like Livin' On a Prayer, The Final Countdown, Jump, Panama... He says all of them are crap.

I feel his 9 year old sister is going to end up the same way. Wat do.

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Unwritten Calender · October 03, 2011, 05:31:12 PM

Raise his sister.

Awdax · October 03, 2011, 05:31:17 PM

Who the hell is Bruno Mars?

Supersylox · October 03, 2011, 05:32:05 PM

He's a fan of the Orange Eared snakees

I see your dilemma

Theres actually someone I know thats exactly like this

He assumes russians are evil because CoD4

Dissolve · October 03, 2011, 05:32:19 PM

I thought you were going to say

"I feel his 9 year old sister up every day"

On another note, replace his CoD disc with a game of a previous era.

blaman · October 03, 2011, 05:32:32 PM

Quote from: Awdax on October 03, 2011, 05:31:17 PM

Who the hell is Bruno Mars?

Do you live under that big of a rock lol.

Ethan · October 03, 2011, 05:33:01 PM

Quote from: Awdax on October 03, 2011, 05:31:17 PM

Who the hell is Bruno Mars?

Some ponce

Ector · October 03, 2011, 05:33:07 PM

Let his sister listen to songs from the Spongebob Soundtrack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zcFc4JM7jo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vD122zLThs&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVw3TousXIM&feature=related
I'm serious, these songs are sweet.

Tremrist · October 03, 2011, 05:33:39 PM

Quote from: Dissolve on October 03, 2011, 05:32:19 PM

I thought you were going to say

"I feel his 9 year old sister up every day"

On another note, replace his CoD disc with a game of a previous era.

Or take his Xbox away and replace it with an older console, with games for that console.

Awdax · October 03, 2011, 05:34:03 PM

Quote from: blaman on October 03, 2011, 05:32:32 PM

Do you live under that big of a rock lol.

Yeah.
And it rolls.

Extrude · October 03, 2011, 05:34:11 PM

You also like weird jazz / jesus music so you lose lol.

Texan101 · October 03, 2011, 05:34:31 PM

Quote from: Dissolve on October 03, 2011, 05:32:19 PM

"I feel his 9 year old sister up every day"

That's disturbing.

Vegetarian Zombie · October 03, 2011, 05:34:56 PM

Quote from: Texan101 on October 03, 2011, 05:34:31 PM

That's disturbing.

Incest is wincest.

Brickman · October 03, 2011, 05:35:05 PM

If he enjoys the game, then let him enjoy it. Just as long as he doesn't start believing he knows all about warfare and firearms just because of CoD.
How old is he?

Aeschylus · October 03, 2011, 05:35:56 PM

classic music is stuff everyone hates
listen to punk, people hate that too, but at least Ill like something of your likings
I hate pop, country, screamo, and rap