Author Topic: I has issue with sitting/standing  (Read 1175 times)

When I sit down for an extented period, and start to get up, I get a boner

I just always get a random boner whenEVER this happens

wat do


Quickly, masturbate to stop the effect!

You think of loving someone every time you stand up and don't realize it.


Run around in circles to get the blood pumping throughout your body and out of your snake.

No seriously it works

might be a side effect of P.O.T.S also known as Orthostatic Hypotension or Dysautonomia.

i have this weird feel
that whenever i get pissed at something i start to realize how uncomfortable my richard is

Its blood flow.

A boner is your richard inflating with blood.

Its blood flow.

A boner is your richard inflating with blood.

Is therea way to stop it?

Fap.

That`ll definately remove a boner :l

To alleviate the burden of random boners, do complex mathematical equations in your head.

Just string it along, like:  Find the zeros of y=(X2-4)

Is therea way to stop it?

No.



Faping is the worse thing to do, it just arouses you and releases hormones.

i have this weird feel
that whenever i get pissed at something i start to realize how uncomfortable my richard is

It's called an anti boner, I have it too

No.



Faping is the worse thing to do, it just arouses you and releases hormones.

Dammit

i have this weird feel
that whenever i get pissed at something i start to realize how uncomfortable my richard is
I hate that.
Not only my richard, but myself in general, like my t-shirt hugs me too much, then my shorts are too tight and not straight etc.
Then I get more pissed, lol.