I found a lizard...

[Hungy]

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[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

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...wat is dis?

Swap the poll with the OP.
I've got a feeling its just an ordinary lizard with nothing wrong.

[JD]

pix

[Trogtor]

Damn that lizard is big!

[Clone v.117]

try to help it? Or put it out of its misery?

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Maybe it doesn't want to move? Lizards are sun-bakers and don't really move much. As for eating what did you try and feed it?

I bet it's fine, just release it.

[D3ATH]

So you went outside, took a wild animal to your home and are now considering killing it? Are you an idiot?

[Blastdown]

Lizards make for good stew.

[Clone v.117]

So you went outside, took a wild animal to your home and are now considering killing it? Are you an idiot?

It isn't eating his sandwiches either, it must be sick!1!!one!

[BobSevenSevens]

Feed him some small insects.

[SlayerZ99]

eat him.

[Clone v.117]

Have love with it.

[Messes]

Are you dumb? What kind of lizard is it?

Obviously it's not going to eat right in front of you if you just snatched it up from the wild. Some lizards are nocturnal too, such as mine, which explains it not moving much.

You can feed the crickets, but really let it go. If you want a lizard, go to a local pet store and buy one.

[Clone v.117]

Are you dumb? What kind of lizard is it?

Obviously it's not going to eat right in front of you if you just snatched it up from the wild. Some lizards are nocturnal too, such as mine, which explains it not moving much.

You can feed the crickets, but really let it go. If you want a lizard, go to a local pet store and buy one.

He is probably 7 or something.

[Yosher]

[Clone v.117]

1 Letter threads are against the rules, though i guess "." isn't really a letter.