Author Topic: Brawling  (Read 1708 times)

This is a thread dedicating to sharing your good ol' brawls. Some not so good, but still, they're brawls. Give em a share.

First brawl I was in, I didn't know that much about hand-to-hand combat. First hit was by my opponent, nine years older than me at the time. I grabbed his wrist, twisting his entire arm and sending him infront of me, and kicked him in the back. Mind you, most of my skill was learned from the power of the internet. Entering a quick stance, fist to my stomach, chin tucked, one arm twisted and out, legs seperated shoulderlength, the true fight began. He went right at me, only for me to sidestep, watching him hit a wall. Whilst he was dazed, I set off a few uppercuts, keeping my chin tucked. His attacks got dirtier and dirtier, for instance, he began using weapons, mainly 2x4s. Re-entering my stance, I grabbed the 2x4, wrenched it from his grasp, and headbutted him in the nose, breaking it, along with hurting my head in the process, whilst making him bleed. He dropped to the ground, holding his nose, and I ended it by knocking him out with a  solid kick to the groin, and a whomp with the 2x4. The same man went to prison two years back.

I once got punched in the stomach by a sixth grader in fourth grade (I think). It was an accident though.


I'm sorry, but I call bullstuff on your story.

And how old are you OP?

I tripped a kid down the stairs at my old school. He was sooo pissed. Twas fun.

I'm seventeen now, fourteen at the time. He was twenty one, slightly tipsy.
I don't mind if you call bullstuff, it's just a story of what I remember in shards of my first time.

I'm seventeen now, fourteen at the time. He was twenty one, slightly tipsy.
I don't mind if you call bullstuff, it's just a story of what I remember in shards of my first time.
THE INTERNET DIDN'T EXIST THREE YEARS AGO >:(

THE INTERNET DIDN'T EXIST THREE YEARS AGO >:(

It's official.

You are handicapped.


..I see what you did there.

..Stop trolling guys.



1. Joined a few days ago

2. Acts like hardcore forumer (I'm not a good example but anyway)

3. Makes up a bullstuff story to sound tough

I hope you know most people who make these stories get banned.

1. Joined a few days ago

2. Acts like hardcore forumer (I'm not a good example but anyway)

3. Makes up a bullstuff story to sound tough

I hope you know most people who make these stories get banned.

1. True

2. False, I just atleast attempt with fitting in

3. True Story.

4. Haters gonna hate.

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=170857.0

A good example of how you could get banned. How old are you anyway?