I was slicing peppers to make stuffed peppers wrapped in bacon (which were delicious, btw). 20 minutes after slicing the peppers, I touched my eye.
OH GOD IT WAS HORRIBLE

I had my face under a sink for half an hour, nothing fixed the burning. My 31 year old brother laughed a bit, his friend Tiffany was trying to help me a bit, and her husband Jake who's a friend of my brother's wasn't really doing anything. But after the initial burning pain was gone, it felt like I had a massive sun burn from eye to eye, nose to eyebrow. Then it died down.
SO STUPID and looking back it seems pretty funny.