The Friendly Joke Game

[ruiner369]

Self-explanatory. Make friendly jokes towards objects or people in a friendly way (I said friendly twice!)

RULES:
-No racism.
-No loveual references.
-No religious reference.
-No 'yo moma' jokes. Seriously guys, those suck. :D

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[ruiner369]

This I wouldn't necessarily call a joke, but I heard of a Michigan city named after hell. I told my friend, acting like a dad: "Okay kids, pack your bags. We're taking a trip to hell!" Note: This isn't a religious reference, exactly. What I meant by religious reference is making fun of religions or no religion.
NINJAEDIT: so funneh

[masterockets]

"You mondays better stop loving jesus" yo mama

[ruiner369]

"You mondays better stop loving jesus" yo mama

Oh damn you!

[Zuero]

yo mama is fat
i didnt make a yo moma joke, i made a yo mama joke

[rockslide26]

That is all.

[Specever]

You little mondaystuff I'll crush your ass you roostermongling jewcigarette.

[Mega-Bear]

yo mama chistrian muslim forget stuff titty monday

[ruiner369]

You little mondaystuff I'll crush your ass you roostermongling friend.

At least there wasn't any religious-teasing reference.
Well, back on track, guys? Although, rockslide26 had a good one.

[Aces]

ITT: dumbasses who can't follow simple rules and try to look funny

[Mega-Bear]

Knock knock
who dere
Rich--
WHO DAT

[mp7964]

I ground your parents into chili and fed them to you.

[Skorpion]

I ground your parents into chili and fed them to you.

South Park?

Anyway... Uhh...
1: I baked you a pie
2: Oh boy! What flavour?
3: Arsenic flavour
*death*