Author Topic: My Lunch Table.  (Read 2767 times)

I have some hi-freaking-larious lunch table conversations here is the line-up:
Lane: Puts in some input, mainly talks about his girlfriend.
Jacob: Makes some funnies.
Tristan: Quiet.
Max:Make some funnies.
Cooper: Laughs, but you can tell he has no clue what we're talking about.

One day at lunch we where eating, and I got a ketchup stain on my polo. I always get a ketchup stain on that polo.
Lane: Why do you always wear that polo?
Me: Because I like it.
Jacob: Lane, why do you wear American Eagle.
Lane: Because I like it.
Jacob: Well, I can never get American Eagle clothes because I always get headaches when I go in their.
Me: Yeah, their music is way too loud.
Tristan: And their colounge blows.
Cooper: hehahque (creep laugh)

I have the best table ever.

Post funnies.
I wanna laugh.

my friend stabbed my chicken with a pencil once

Uhm.

Today we discussed why Lord of the Rings is kind of slow and drawn out, and why movies and gas cost too loving much. I mean we made jokes, but I can't remember then and I don't think they're what you're looking for.

I'd say it's because we're all sophisticated college dorks, but we talked about this stuff in high school.

We talked about where the forget out other friend was.

I didn't talk about anything today, I just ate my bowl of ravioli while I played BF3 Beta in my room on my bed because I got the forget out of that stuff hole of an establishment when I was 18.

But seriously during my first semester at my second high school this group of douche bags swarmed my table and initiated me into their little group. I usually sat there and ate my lunch quietly while I listened to death metal on my headphones. They were afraid of me because all I ever talked about was killing them. Then I actually got to sit with the friends I had made later on in the year and we usually just talked about video games and movies. At my old high school me and my friend Mason would just talk about anime and war and weapons and torture and video games and blowing up the school.
« Last Edit: October 06, 2011, 12:48:08 AM by VerticalHorizon »

I barely talk during lunch because I just want to enjoy my food and most of my friends are really stupid.

The stupidity of the internet flows deep within our daily conversations.


I'm one of the kids that only hangs out with his best friend but wanders around out mutual friends and says hey every day.

We talk about Starcraft alot, and which of the girls is most bangin'.


You know, dude stuff. Not chick stuff like loving clothes.

Tilly's for pants, Tee Plus for Shirts, Vans for shoes, have mom get socks at whatever store she's at when you need socks.


Every dude in my town follows this.

I'm one of the kids that only hangs out with his best friend but wanders around out mutual friends and says hey every day.

We talk about Starcraft alot, and which of the girls is most bangin'.


You know, dude stuff. Not chick stuff like loving clothes.

Tilly's for pants, Tee Plus for Shirts, Vans for shoes, have mom get socks at whatever store she's at when you need socks.


Every dude in my town follows this.
Um
Not richardies for pants?

Um
Not richardies for pants?
No. I wear RSQ pants, I buy them at Tilly's

No. I wear RSQ pants, I buy them at Tilly's
The forget are RSQ. Just wear loving richardies, cheap and good looking.

The forget are RSQ. Just wear loving richardies, cheap and good looking.
Uh, no I wear skinny jeans, pretty sure richardies doesn't have any.

I never wear shorts.

Uh, no I wear skinny jeans, pretty sure richardies doesn't have any.

I never wear shorts.
Skinny jeans are gay, richardies pants are very affordable and nice.

Skinny jeans are gay, richardies pants are very affordable and nice.
When girls stare at your crotch it's not very gay dude.

When girls stare at your crotch it's not very gay dude.
But isn't it embarrassing to have you tiny snake showing like that  :cookieMonster: