I'm being attacked by ants!

[Hungy]

One day i see a line of ants in my house. BOOM next day trail leading into the vents. next day BOOM they're raiding the pantry. Next day KABLAM a chip of Doritos, ants covering it, the dorito is BLACK from the ants. (My lizard ate some of the ants)

Any ways of getting rid of the ants? or to deplete them?

[Ad Bot]

[Aphtonites]

Bribe them with sugar.

[Skorpion]

(My lizard ate some of the ants)

Buy more lizards.

[Jerkface]

Try buying ant poison... you know, from stores.  The effective stuff that actually kills ants.

OR

You can watch as they keep eating your food.

[TeslaCoil]

Put a large pool of honey in the source where they come from. Let them get stuck, hilarity ensues.

[Jerkface]

Put a large pool of honey in the source where they come from. Let them get stuck, hilarity ensues.

Do this.  After, come back and tell us how many thousands more have entered and are now in your laundry.

[Clone v.117]

Stick it in their poopers.

[Skorpion]

Buy lizards made of honey that stuff ant poison.

[Trogtor]

KILL THEM WITH FIRE!

AND MAGNIFYING GLASSES!!!

[Jerkface]

AND MAGNIFYING GLASSES!!!

HE ISN'T OLD ENOUGH YET OH GOD!!!

[Blastdown]

AND MAGNIFYING GLASSES!!!

Those things are far too dangerous for kids!

[|Shadow]

MAYBE THEY HUNGY

[Blastdown]

I just noticed he's using Derroith's avatar.

[dawngaward0110]

MAYBE THEY HUNGY

[Lørd Tøny]

Invest on an ant eater.