Author Topic: How effective would humans be in hand-to-hand combat with an animal? (Read 1593 times)

Aces · October 06, 2011, 06:19:27 PM

Probably if someon had a knife it would be easier to kill a wolf or something.

But they'd have to be like, really loving good.

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Aphtonites · October 06, 2011, 06:19:54 PM

We were never made to beat up animals with our fists, so this is an unfair fight, unless if the human can use something nearby as a weapon.

Vegetarian Zombie · October 06, 2011, 06:22:02 PM

Update again.

_Rave_ · October 06, 2011, 06:29:07 PM

coyote and bobcat are like small leopards. you can easily kill them

and obviously a racoon I would just be like, "Pshaw bitch, out my woods."

Xardan · October 06, 2011, 06:32:20 PM

Quote from: Aces on October 06, 2011, 06:19:27 PM

Probably if someon had a knife it would be easier to kill a wolf or something.

But they'd have to be like, really loving good.

Wolf charges.
Stab in face.
So hard!

Mushroom man · October 06, 2011, 06:32:42 PM

I poison their environment.

With the poison that caterpillar helped me make.

Tingalz · October 06, 2011, 06:33:10 PM

Quote from: Xardan on October 06, 2011, 06:32:20 PM

Wolf charges.
Stab in face.
So hard!

Wolf charges
Attempt to stab wolf in face
Get mauled instead

you say it like its so easy

Aces · October 06, 2011, 06:38:26 PM

Quote from: Tingalz on October 06, 2011, 06:33:10 PM

Wolf charges
Attempt to stab wolf in face
Get mauled instead

you say it like its so easy

Not to mention wolves have SKULLS

So yeah no 1hk for you pal.

Xardan · October 06, 2011, 06:39:28 PM

Quote from: Tingalz on October 06, 2011, 06:33:10 PM

Wolf charges
Attempt to stab wolf in face
Get mauled instead

you say it like its so easy

Wolf charges
Open arms
Hug
No fighting <3

Vegetarian Zombie · October 06, 2011, 06:40:42 PM

Quote from: Xardan on October 06, 2011, 06:39:28 PM

Wolf charges
Open arms
Rape
<3

Legodude77 · October 06, 2011, 07:13:41 PM

Quote from: Xardan on October 06, 2011, 06:39:28 PM

Wolf charges
get ready to kick
kick
profit

rockslide26 · October 06, 2011, 07:25:23 PM

Slaves have rarely killed bears with their bare (hue) hands in ancient Rome.

Mushroom man · October 06, 2011, 07:27:25 PM

1. Approach raccoon
2.

3. profit

Beta · October 06, 2011, 07:27:56 PM

I find it funny how everyone is acting life a tough-ass and saying they would beat it to death, but if anyone were in the situation where they were being attacked by an animal, they would run and get eaten.

TeslaCoil · October 06, 2011, 07:28:04 PM

Humans are strong enough to kill through constriction, so if you can get around the teeth and claws and get the high ground, crush the creature to death. Of course this is only with medium sized creatures such as wolves bobcats and smaller. Anything larger would have to require a blade or gun.