Britain:
Dividing the middle east, Bringing Imperialism into the world, over taxing colonies, allowing slavery to exsist in the colonies, using Native Americans as soldiers to fight some French fur traders and French sympathsizing tribes, dividing Ireland, stealing an Island from the Argentians, smuggling weapons onto an American ship that the Germans sank, dumping criminals on Australia, helping the Americans install the Shaw into Iran, allowing Mudrock to tap phones, drive badly, have terrible food, drink everything warm, and allowing France to suck the German Economy dry after a devestating war.
Sounds like a great country to me.
Russia:
Declaring war on Finland and loosing, building a wall in Berlin, occupying a mountainous country with oil and towel wearing extremists goat farmers, going to war on a small country called Georgia, tried to spread a falty economic system into governments just as corrupt as the US, putting an Unstable power plant in Ukraine, teaching China the ways of communism, having a secret police to terrorize Eastern Germans, can never keep track of their nukes, and being overhyped as a evil government who wants to take over the world with men in great goats and Kalashnikov rifles.
