What is the best joke you ever heard?

[Clone v.117]

America.

I get it!

[Ad Bot]

[Funkadelic]

forget
The Trogfold kingdom will not prevail, 39999 is a better number.

Youre hilarious
I want to be just like yo when I grow up

[(Fallen)]

Womens rights

[Jacky]

Constipated people don't give a crap.

oh god loving lol

[Anti-Block]

3 Spaniard priests are being scanned at airports security

One of the attendees, suspicious of the lumps in the Spaniards red coats, asks permission for extra screening, permission which he is granted.

He takes the Spaniards into an isolated screening room, but out of nowhere another Spanish priest leaps through the window and shields the Spaniards from the prying hands of the Attendee.

"What in God's name are you doing?!", asks the Attendee.

The Spanish priests reply, "Nobody inspects the Spanish inquisition!"

[Crêpe]

I get it!

You are my favourite joke

[Night Fox]

I got one.
http://pastebin.com/LfQW8cgE

I read all of that
all of it
for that one line

it's depressing, really

[.:FancyPants:.]

I already knew how the pastebin joke went, just had to look at those last view lines.

A man is driving a truck down a street at 50 MPH, his brakes broken so he is unable to stop. As the car reaches a split in the road hes traveling on, he runs into a dilemma. To the left is a giant lever, that if knocked into the up position, will cause the world to explode. To the right, a famous talking snake named Nate is moving across the street, who will get crushed if the man continued that direction.

MORAL: Better Nate than lever.

[Moriarty]

I got one.

http://pastebin.com/LfQW8cgE

i shed a single tear
a single tear

[Yosher]

Some guy against justin bieber: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
JB: Sure.
Guy: Puberty! Hahahahaha!
JB: I don't get it.
Guy: You never will.

[Moriarty]

Some guy against justin bieber: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
JB: Sure.
Guy: Puberty! Hahahahaha!
JB: I don't get it.
Guy: You never will.

guy looks like a dumb homeo tool ( the guy named guy )

[LeetZero]

Tonkka.

[Regulith]

Can someone explain the OP to me? Like, is the joke that it's complete nonsense? Do I have to be from a certain country to understand it? Was it just really badly delivered?

[Beta]

I got one.

http://pastebin.com/LfQW8cgE

Aaawww. :C
That was kind of a sad ending. I read the whole damn thing, all 1050 lines of it.
Longest pun in the world.

I already knew how the pastebin joke went, just had to look at those last view lines.

A man is driving a truck down a street at 50 MPH, his brakes broken so he is unable to stop. As the car reaches a split in the road hes traveling on, he runs into a dilemma. To the left is a giant lever, that if knocked into the up position, will cause the world to explode. To the right, a famous talking snake named Nate is moving across the street, who will get crushed if the man continued that direction.

MORAL: Better Nate than lever.

Um.
Not even close whatsoever.

[Yosher]

Can someone explain the OP to me? Like, is the joke that it's complete nonsense? Do I have to be from a certain country to understand it? Was it just really badly delivered?

I believe the "joke" is that the blue light was a police car...or something like that.