You've just won a million bucks from the nearby lottery.

[Kingdaro]

but i asked a hooker once if she was worth 1 million dollars and she said yes.
ARE YOU CALLING HOOKERS LIARS?

oh stuff son your right a hooker never lies

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[Dimitri Pentrenko]

Become a scientist and make objects come to life
Buy shotguns that are mini and ammo
Then make cheese soldiers to take over the world
EDIT:Then slave all the furrys and torture them

[otto-san]

Since for some reason you say the entire bank system of the world is crushed, the world is probably in some sort of economic crCIA or something, so I wouldn't have won the lottery and this thread is illogical.


most of that was probably bollocks actually lol

[Owen]

I can't say, because people would flame me.

[otto-san]

I can't say, because people would flame me.

Oh, you'd buy everyone flamethrowers? :D

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

Oh, you'd buy everyone Hookers?:D

Fixed

[Trifax]

Invest most of it, but leave maybe 5,000 for me to spend on stuff.

[Jerkface]

Step 1: Write a $1,000,000 check, then give to charity.

Step 2: Bounce the check.

[Mr.Noßody]

My nearby lottery doesn't go up to a million dollars.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

sell the million dollars for two million dollars

[Ethan]

Buy a 2012 Nissan Skyline GT-R and then put the rest in bank

They aren't Skyline's, they are just GT-R's.

[.:FancyPants:.]

I don't have any nearby lotteries.

Nor are 13 year olds allowed to participate in a lottery.
My mother however, would make me save it for college, most likely.

[LeetZero]

10,000 $100 whores.

I win. 

[Tonkka]

Buy all C&H books in the world and stash them in your closet

[Eightfold]

Bucks?
stuff, that's only 600k in UK