Author Topic: You've just won a million bucks from the nearby lottery.  (Read 5148 times)

Send it all to NASA

forget we need space travel
one million wouldn't do stuff,

though honestly, its annoying that NASA has to go. I mean we are already so far in debt that it really doesn't matter. We should never have given up on space.
For christ's sake, what's out there could well be the answer to our problems.

give to a homeless man and watch his rejoice then kill him and take the money back

ninety-nine percent of it would be saved.
I would only need about $5000 of it for the various things I plan to buy.

ninety-five percent of it would be saved.
I would only need about $5000 of it for the various things I plan to buy.
a NOSE!

a NOSE!

hm, I never thought of cosmetic surgery.
my teeth could use some re-alignment/braces that my insurance won't cover.

but you don't have teeth!
a nose!
or even scelera/pupils!

but you don't have teeth!
a nose!
or even scelera/pupils!
the same can be said for you!

1mil really isn't that much.
you could easily spend that stuff on small things in less than a day

but hey depending on where you live, putting it in a bank will grant pretty decent interest for 1mil.

the same can be said for you!
im already using my money on hobo murders!!!

I would buy 50,000,000 copies of Blockland.

Invest in something worthwhile, wait a few years, then send half to charity, the other half divided into two parts-One to invest in again, and the other for my own spending

Hide it undar mattress so that when the Taxman comes, I don't lose a damn fortune.

I would buy 50,000,000 copies of Blockland.
Where are you getting the rest of the money for that? :o

Put it in a savings account for a year or two. And then never have to work a day in my life while making a sustainable upper middle class salary from interest alone.

Buy a small house for like 100,000 and then spend like 40,000 on the beastiest comp with a 6 screen monitor and a giant ass TV and all the current consoles and then stick it in some kind of high yield mutual fund and just live off the interest.