Author Topic: hunted houses  (Read 905 times)

today i went to this amusement park thing. but it wasnt your typical park. it was a hunted theme, so there were 5 hunted houses.  i went into all five.  the first one was a maze where people jump out of places. -note: it was pitch back outside- the second one i went in was pirate zombie, yes it does sound dumb but they chased you with chain saws so it was pretty creepy. the third one was themed clowns, it was in 3-D and when you first walked in there was a room of mirrors so you couldnt see where the people were hiding.  the next one was in the woods, i walked on a path and people jumped out from the bushes and trees. the last one was the scariest, you might have heard of it, its called blood manner. basically you walk into a room and its completely dark, lights flicker so you cant see, and you get chased into a room where it looks like cannibals were eating, theres realistic looking body parts every where and people come at you with big sticks with spikes pointing out of it and case you into more rooms.

/discuss why do(n't) like hunted houses

I love hunting houses, they make good eatin'

I love hunting houses, they make good eatin'

Really? I love finding the best deals on buying homes by hunting for houses.

Really? I love finding the best deals on buying homes by hunting for houses.
I hunt for the food, not for the sport

Dat' real estate, sometimes you really need to hunt down a home.

Dat' real estate, sometimes you really need to hunt down a home.
why not live in blood manner? ITS SO BEAUTIFUL! all covered in fake blood and body parts

Those bloody manners.  Why do we even have them?  We should all disregard utensils.

What you should do, is whenever you go into a "haunted house" Just go about halfway into it and then just stop there. Whenever someone comes running towards you just stare at them(think, enderman)and dont move. Try not to react at all even, just to freak them out :3


i remember this moment at a haunted house thing in cub scouts

>go in to thing
>instantly get scared
>run out of entrance crying

i was like 5 then