Great, another one.
Not like any other one Ive ever seen.
I think Stocking shifts a lot from being creative and funny to annoying and disrespectful.
But that's how the entire forum acts on a regular basis, now isn't it? I guess you could say Stocking takes it to a "new level", whatever that may be.
I suggest you try to ignore her and move along; that's what I've been doing. OP was pieced together very well and I respect that more work than one sentence wads added as evidence.