Sleeping with Weapons?

[Jacob/Lee]

Do you want to hear the best sound in the world?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrBVZyRca1c&t=44s

[Ad Bot]

[Plasmus]

I sleep with my richard.

[Qwepir]

im gonna go get that hatchet

[Zaure]

I have a dagger underneath my bed.

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

i sleep with a pillow under my 12.gauge

[Block Buster]

I don't sleep with weapons but I dialog sleep with 3-4 girls at once so at the least any burglar will be stunned long enough for my guards Drizzle and T-bone to escort the man off the premesis.

Also gamerking we can't get at you if you don't give us an address to get at.

[Messes]

I don't sleep with weapons but I dialog sleep with 3-4 girls at once so at the least any burglar will be stunned long enough for my guards Drizzle and T-bone to escort the man off the premesis.

Also gamerking we can't get at you if you don't give us an address to get at.

[Supersylox]

I sleep next to a Nerf dart

If any o dem fool burglers come here, I'll be all like "CUM AT ME BRO!!1" and throw the floppy stick at him

[Captain Crazy]

I have a bb gun. I wouldn't shoot it at an intruder, but it's fairly weighty and could make a good bludgeon in a pinch.

[Feep]

I sleep with a machete under my mattress and a wooden pylon so I can turn off my light in bed, lol

[TeslaCoil]

I keep my favorite Smith and Wesson in my nightstand. I'm too young for a handgun but it's licensed on my caretakers name. We've had break-ins multiple times and we generally keep a weapon handy.

[Black and White]

I sleep with a butterfly knife in my pants.

Don't we all?

No I sleep with a sniper rifle holstered in my v... nvm I sleep with a sniper rifle that is all


...oh and one of those plastic/carbon whatever knives under my pillow

[Lil Robot]

i've got two airsoft guns in the corner of my room. just hop out of my bed and grab it, bam i can shoot :3

[stuntman021]

i have a baseball bat under my sheets, if you know what i mean

[Messes]

i have a baseball bat under my sheets, if you know what i mean

>Try to think of something witty
>Google's "Baseball bat in bed"
>Vomit at results