Sleeping with Weapons?

[stuntman021]

>Try to think of something witty
>Google's "Baseball bat in bed"
>Vomit at results

i meant my wang

[Ad Bot]

[Titanium]

M4 under my bed, magazine with 8 rounds (fully loading it weakens the spring).

Who knew BL users were packing so much heat.

[Messes]

i meant my wang

no really

I only put

>Try to think of something witty

for a reason

[Red Cube]

I have a Swiss army knife on top of the cork board in front of my bed, and I also have a bamboo rod under my bed.

[Mr.Noßody]

Well, I do have a Buck Knife tucked between my mattress and the bed frame...
Does that count?

[Shy_Guy]

I have a Knife under my pillow a shoty under my bed and a  machete by the shoty.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Pocket knife on my bedside.

[Sleepy Dinosaur]

I keep at .357 by bed

[Talent74]

I have a sword hung up on my wall for decoration.

[Skateaton]

M4 under my bed, magazine with 8 rounds (fully loading it weakens the spring).

Who knew BL users were packing so much heat.

i pack so much heat ur mom wanted to feel it

[Feep]

No I sleep with a sniper rifle holstered in my v...

Proof or you're a guy.

[Tokthree]

I just have a tonne of stuff suitable for use as bludgeons lying around my room including two 5kg dumbells and the side of my old PC case which is made out of nothing but iron/steel.

I could probably make someone fall over

[Vinny Apology]

- Tactical Knife
- 1 1/2 crowbar
- Bb pistol with piercing rounds
- Bb rifle Normal rounds
- Working scissors (Sharp as stuff and work like ninja stars)

Bam

[Night Fox]

Proof or you're a guy.

he is a guy
he just has a vagina too

[Jacob/Lee]

>Try to think of something witty
>Google's "Baseball bat in bed"
>Vomit at results

>Google out of impulse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhZl73et6GE