Lol in a perfect world he wouldn't exist.
Who the forget would hold a rifle at some guy who can't even get into your house.
Calling the cops would be more reasonable.
Also when you said you shot his hat, how did you shoot so accurately without glasses yet alone have the courage to know you wouldn't kill him. Better yet, who wouldn't loving run after a gun is fired or neighbors call the police.
1/10 story would never read again