Time for Aplem to get a girlfriend

[Grumpy]

Damn they're holding hands at lunch what a serious teen relationship.

[Ad Bot]

[Nickelob Ultra]

suddendly a magic pen and paper appears right

god dammit stop thwarting my rational thoughts.

[asablief]

god dammit stop thwarting my rational thoughts.

yes sir sorry sir wont happen again sir

[Stocking]

yes sir sorry sir wont happen again sir

Memorize the number you whore, that would have impressed her.

[asablief]

Memorize the number you whore, that would have impressed her.

wait you're a man?
oh stuff

[Pwnon]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose richard was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a pusillanimous individual I'd forget it."

John Valby. (AMRITE?)

[Stocking]

wait you're a man?
oh stuff

Huh?

[Kearn]

Huh?

caught

[asablief]

Huh?

my friend "whoes name is coicidentallylylylyl hooker" would like to forget you hard up the but-hol

ples give me reel name and number and poissibletwe nudes

[Pwnon]

my friend "whoes name is coicidentallylylylyl hooker" would like to forget you hard up the but-hol

ples give me reel name and number and poissibletwe nudes

I loving lol'd.

[Stocking]

I loving lol'd.

I don't get it.

[asablief]

"what is you are real name"

[Proog]

Please post that picture in other threads.
Please?

[asablief]

you loving idiot

i cannot describe my burning apathy for you right now you incompetent moron

inb4stuffstorm

[Agent C]

Just say "hey, I like you and I was wondering if you'd go out with me" It worked a few weeks ago for me