Author Topic: Advice Yoda (Game)  (Read 1303 times)

HOW TO PLAY:

First a person asks Yoda a question. Yoda, is the person below them. Then, the person below comes up with a clever answer.

Now, if you're a fan of star wars, you already probably know this, but if not, Yoda mixes up his words in sentences. For example "Games I like, you do?"

EXAMPLE:

Person 1: Yoda, I can't find any paper. What should I do?

Person 2: In purple folder you must look.

Yoda, what new tricks should I teach my dog?

Person after that: Teach him to sit you must.

RULES:

1. Don't mix the forget out of long answers. Keep them mixed up in a simple way.

2. Don't give love-related or gross answers. Keep them simple and mature.

3. Do not go off topic.

NOTE:

I got this idea from the book "The Strange Case of Origami Yoda". If you've read that book, you'll probably understand this game pretty good.

START:

Yoda, if I could learn to play any instrument, other than guitar, what should I pick?

The ocarina of time you must pick.

Yoda, am I gay?

What made you think gay you are?

Yoda, what other computer game should I try?

You should try Garry's Mod.

Yoda, am I messing up?

Tycoon, Zoo 2.

Yoda, what is the best brand of shampoo?

You should try Garry's Mod.

Yoda, am I messing up?
wow forget you

Messing up, you are.

Old Spice, it is.

Yoda? How do I high five?

Hit hand someone's.

Yoda, why the forget did I forget a question a second ago?
« Last Edit: October 10, 2011, 08:43:14 PM by Cloob »

Hit hand someone's.
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2. acquire HAND
3. take pants off
4. use HAND to go up and down on snake
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Yoga, can i call you rape?

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2. Don't give love-related or gross answers. Keep them simple and mature.

C'mon guys. Edit that. Anyways,

Yoda, do you like dogs?

dogs i love!

Yoda, what do you get when you cross you and a toy!

Happy Meal, you get.

Yoda, what is the meaning of life?

the meaning of life is to live it it is

yoda, may i have $280?

A job you must get!

Yoda, why did the chicken cross the road?

because it's homolove

Yoda, will i ever get a girl?

No.

Yoda, where's Yoda because I need her to tell me where's Yoda.