Girls are nuthin' but trouble making scum bags brought on this earth just to make fun of me and tell other bullies to push me in the trash can AND I HAVE TO PEE my gosh darn new pants in front of everyone. IT'S really loving stupid how bad girls are and really they need a life.
-TRUST ME: DO NOT GET A GIRL FRIEND!-
Bonuses to having a girlfriend: Armrest, Sandwiches, Poon, Someone to make you feel better when you're not feeling well, bragging rights, poon.
Stop being Owen, I just got over how stupid he was.