"Wah! Someone broke up with me!"
"I'm not pretty at all *pout* *Shows pictures of cleavage*"
"Facebook is stupid" <-- Status on Facebook
"I had so much fun being popular today with my (# > 5) friends"
"(Blank) is a slut, whore-bag bitch monday friend. I hate her/him so much!"
---"I love (Same Blank) we made up!"
"Anyone ever watch (This)?"
---*Someone Responds, Gets Ignored... Nobody Else Responds.... What the forget is the point...*
"I'm in love with my boyfriend/girlfriend. We spend so much time together." <-- I'd... hope so?
---"I'm still in love with him/her." <-- I still hope so?
------"WE BROKE UP! He/She is a bitch/bastard that just uses me and I never liked him/her!" <-- forget this.
Obviously there's trillions more. I also translated the grammar they used into ENGLISH. Nobody can type worth stuff.
