Well, here in amuricah we don't got none of that Limey stuff.
All we've got are men being men, playing real FOOTBALL and not your pansy ass soccer. And if you don't do that, then all the men will beat you until you shut up. No one wants to hear about your gay ass dragons and dungeons you bondage freak.
Then, when you're finally out of high school, you get two choices. You either go to college to become a CEO and make a stuff ton of money by not helping the poor, or you go to the loving military and you serve your loving country. There are no other options. I don't want to hear you whine about your friend arts. That's not a real job and no one needs you in society.
And we have a loving black man as president. loving unreal.