Also, I was playing basketball in PE, and some kid decides he's the best loving player, and hogs the ball. Another kid confronts him about it, and the kid takes the ball, and throws it into the confronting kid's groin. Meanwhile, the kid is writhing in pain on the ground and everybody is helping him, while the kid who threw the ball is laughing and being a complete ass. I ask him why he would do something like that, and he said 'cause he doesn't like haters killing his swag'. I call him an egotist and he punches me in the chest.
Why the hell is everybody so loving handicapped?