THE SELLOR
THERE WAS A CELLOR, IT WAS VEEEEERY CELLARY. BUT THIS CELLAR WAS NO NORMAL CELLAR, FOR IT WAS A CELLARY, AND BECAUSE OF THIS, IT WAS EDIBLE. AND YOU SEE, READER, WHEN YOU GO IN THE CELLAR, YOU EAT IT BECAUSE YEAH. BUT YOU SEE THE CELLARY WASNT A NORMAL CELLARY BECAUSE PHONE AND STUFF. "NOOOOOOO" SAID THE CELLARY AS MR PERSON ATE HIM WITH HIS SHOE AND HE WAS ALL LIKE "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" BECAUSE I SAID SO. THIS STORY WAS ALSO WRITTEN BY A MAN WHOSE HAND IS REPLACED BY A DOG. IT IS REALLY EVIL OK GOODBYE.
omg this is gud stroey??/