Author Topic: So I tried brown town today... (Read 9838 times)

Kilser · October 16, 2011, 03:55:43 AM

It hurt.

When you go in and out it squeezes your richard.

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JD · October 16, 2011, 03:57:05 AM

I'll be honest. Had brown town love like a billion times. It's not bad if the girl you're loving vaginally climaxs first.
...Plus the pressure feels amazing so I have no idea why you'd think that hurts lol

Kobewarrior · October 16, 2011, 03:57:55 AM

Good gosh what.

Kilser · October 16, 2011, 03:58:31 AM

Quote from: Kobewarrior on October 16, 2011, 03:57:55 AM

Good gosh what.

Hi.

We forgeted, then we tried brown town.

Not fun especially because we're both sober.

JD · October 16, 2011, 03:58:53 AM

Furthermore as long as the person you're loving knows how to relax their starfish it's perfectly fine. And hurts less for (apparently) both of you lol

Lørd Tøny · October 16, 2011, 03:59:15 AM

I tried but it was too big to fit.

Kobewarrior · October 16, 2011, 03:59:43 AM

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on October 16, 2011, 03:59:15 AM

I tried but it was too big to fit.

Was the star fish too big for it?

Kilser · October 16, 2011, 04:00:09 AM

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on October 16, 2011, 03:59:15 AM

I tried but it was too big to fit.

Seems legit.

Lørd Tøny · October 16, 2011, 04:00:44 AM

Quote from: Kobewarrior on October 16, 2011, 03:59:43 AM

Was the star fish too big for it?

Take a hot dog and jam it in a soda can hole.

JD · October 16, 2011, 04:01:29 AM

....You're only as wide as a hot dog??

Kilser · October 16, 2011, 04:02:03 AM

Quote from: JD on October 16, 2011, 04:01:29 AM

....You're only as wide as a hot dog??

lol'd

Or a hotdog and a school gymnasium.

Lørd Tøny · October 16, 2011, 04:02:30 AM

Quote from: JD on October 16, 2011, 04:01:29 AM

....You're only as wide as a hot dog??

Okay different comparison.

Take a plump sausage and jam it in a 2 liter soda bottle.

Lørd Tøny · October 16, 2011, 04:03:50 AM

This kind of sausage.

Kilser · October 16, 2011, 04:04:08 AM

My richards deformed.

For me it's like a train wreck into a hookers ass.

JD · October 16, 2011, 04:05:19 AM

Ahahaha
Y'know this is pretty irrelevant but finally had /legitimate/ love with my girlfriend today. (not Crumpet seeing as I dumped that whore quite a while ago. and now she's dating a rapist. so Idgaf. heh) and holy stuff it was amazing. I suppose I loosened up my ex after having forgeted her so many times... and omfg. this was like. the best love ever. And it wasn't even anything really kinky. it was entirely missionary too. She was so loving tight it was ridiculous. Not to mention she's just.. so much better of a person overall than Crumpet was. Like. Between her personality and the fact that she's loving beautiful while at the same time having a really lovey body. It's just. dude. best love I've ever had. And it was like. epicly simple.
edit: after reading this like 6 times over because I'm tired as forget I think I should've pointed out it wasnt just loving but actual 'love' since after all I actually love her unlike that whore I used to date lol. It's different bro. And it's so perfect.