Author Topic: its late HWO THE forget DO I CONTACT ALIESN WITH CHOCLATE MILK???  (Read 1231 times)

read title please help is appreciated

JESUS forget WHAT IS YOUR AVATAR

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Aliens will naturally visit

JESUS forget WHAT IS YOUR AVATAR
its freddy
get on topic please


Pour it on an antenna and speak in Spanish near said antenna.

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Aliens will naturally visit
read the name of the topic please


read the name of the topic please
Drink chocolate milk.
State it tastes like stuff
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Probe

First, put the glass of chocolate milk directly in the center of a metal bin.
Second, fill up the bin around the glass with lukewarm water, up to the level of the chocolate milk in the glass.
Third, put a clothes hanger in the milk.
Fourth, put the bin on a bunsen burner.

The specific heat of the water is higher, so it will heat slowly while the chocolate milk heats quicker, causing millions of microvibrations which will transfer to the clothes hanger and send out radio waves to other planets.

Point some sort of noise funnel into the chocolate milk and it'll send messages to aliens.

Good luck!

alright how long does it take until i get contacted by aliens`??

God it's so tempting
But nope, I must remain control

Ontopic: It will take about a billion years for the radio waves to arrive and return to any planet with aliens. Oh noes!

serious replies ONLY please

Ontopic: It will take about a billion years for the radio waves to arrive and return to any planet with aliens. Oh noes!
you obviously dont know anything about astronomy so just stop talking about it

serious replies ONLY please

you obviously dont know anything about astronomy so just stop talking about it

Okay :(

HAY BROA ITS GONA T4K3 1 DAY TO G3T TH#rE I DUNNO WHY TH0